Archive for November 2012

This clusterfuck of a record is a collaboration effort by Agromosh and My Cheap Ass Life. Ok, let’s start with Sloth. I don’t know what happened here. This is some whacked out shit. Sample-laden minimalistic noises and quirky sound effects meets drum machine metal and second rate black metal vocals. Add a hint of noisecore, and probably a fuckton of drugs, and you’ve got Sloth. ‘Nuff said. Minch on the other hand, use a dryer as one of their instruments. They are…

Despite the constant hate towards this band from the “real” and “true” corners of the death metal community, Annotations of an Autopsy seem to have, over the years, done quite well for themselves in outliving the deathcore trend and showing that they are more than just a flash in the pan. This album might have been out on the fairly trendy-underground Siege Of Amida but they have gone on to have stuff released on Nuclear Blast; a big…

This was my first ever noise CD. I accidentally bought it before I’d even heard of the noise genre, let alone of Merzbow or any of his button-pushing, knob-twisting, pedal-stomping ilk. I bought this CD once upon a long time ago off the Relapse mail order, purely because Jay Randall was involved. Boy did I have a shock when I played the fucker! At 17 years old I was at no stage in my musical…

Two bands, four songs – every last one of them covers. Yacopsae’s usual frenetic powerviolence noise attack has been dropped here for a more punk, almost progressive (ha ha) take on things. They cover two songs, by Gang Green and Verbal Abuse respectively and they are definitely more laid back on this 5″ than the flip-side which features Massgrav, who tear into shit with no fucking remorse! Noisy and very fast, Massgrav clearly are the dominating band on this…

It always seems to surprise people that I love ICP and other Psychopathic acts. I had two ICP tattoos done when I was 17, but I’m no Juggalo wigger, at least not anymore! Ha. For the years leading up to and following the turn of 20, I got a bit ashamed of my body art, mainly due to the internet revealing so many Juggalos as being total and utter fucking morons, and ICP et al’s…

And the award for best cover art ever goes to…Stoma! Ha ha. This band are becoming a long standing default in the goregrind world, and with good cause; their low-end, rumbling gurgle’n’scream sound projects them as a kind of scat and prolapse obsessed version of Regurgitate. In the vein of the sheer ridiculousness of this particular sub-genre, this can only be a good thing. Their side of this EP, entitled Rectal Cranium Inversion, is two mid-length tracks of Stoma-ery goodness. My…

Toecutter HC kick things off with a super-fast punky grind assault, and after all the non-grind I’ve been reviewing recently I find it rather difficult to keep up! It’s all kept rather simple here, there is a no-nonsense approach which seems to be missing on a lot of records these days. Straight to the point and over before I’ve written no more than a few sentences, Toecutter HC are ones to watch in the volatile world of…

There is no other band in the world that sounds like Dead Neanderthals (although 7000 Dying Rats and Rich Hoak’s solo experiments do come close in their own little ways). Jazzgrind? Or is it saxgrind? Who the fuck would have thought it? Not me, that’s for sure! Trust the Netherlands! Ha ha. This is one of the original Bat Shit Records pressings of the 7″ EP, limited to 105 copies (I have number 92). It…

An absolute classic record in every shape and form and propelled me full on into the world of grindcore and death metal. Could easily be a contender for one of my favourite albums of all time, but I think in my mid-teens I played this record to death. Unfortunately it was never pressed on vinyl (fecking sort it out Earache!), but the CD version will suffice. It’s simple, and digital as fuck (in both sound…

I absolutely loved the first Waking The Cadaver record but I could never truly get my chops around Beyond Cops, Beyond God. I feel that everything I love about the WTC sound is missing here; the razor-wire guitar work, the out of time gravity blasts and THAT piccolo snare drum! Here WTC take their Devourment-by-numbers slam death sound and bash it head on into the more traditional brutal death studio sound. The quality is a massive improvement, but…

Nothing screams “redneck death metal” more than having a CD out on Sevared Records and not being able to correctly spell your own band name. The label too, it seems, has issues with spelling. One shitty photoshop smear of a logo and boring cover painting later, we have Chronic Disembowelment, which despite all my sarcasm is actually fucking excellent. The intro sample is a fucking bore but as soon as this bastard kicks in you won’t be…

This is the slipcase CD version of the 1994 classic black metal record. I’ve never liked Emperor if I’m honest, even though I should. The giant black metal phase of my life has for the most part passed and I doubt I will ever get into them. I always wanted Emperor to be good but every time I spun this disc I found it insanely hard to listen to. I guess it’s the production or…

This was my first Technique purchase. I got it quickly after first hearing him online because I read it was free from his label Viper Records; the post and packaging coming to a nice little £3. You can download it here or get your free copy here (2021 edit: link is now fucked). Burn this shit, as the CD so strongly suggests you do. Can’t go wrong with the ethic this label has, so go and peep that shit. …

Wow! This is short and sweet but it sure does the trick of hitting the ol’ grindcore spot  (could I shorten that to g-spot without sounding suspect? Hah). Necklacing’s pro-pressed tape release of I is a powerviolency grind smash up available in three lovely colors. I have the transparent red version. Don’t take my word for how awesome this is, listen to it for free and then buy it because it’s wicked awesome and cheap…