Lines In Wax

TWELVE YEARS OF UNWANTED OPINION

Month: April 2014

The Kovenant – Animatronic (1999)

The Kovenant – Animatronic (1999)

It might have cybergoth written all over it, but this album is the fucking shit. Imagine if Dimmu Borgir decided to start making music like KMFDM or something. Animatronic is a bright, sparkly journey through what should by rights be a dark and mysterious world. The songs are keyboard or female-vocal led, beefed out with chuggy riffage and a combination of programmed beats and heavy drumming. Eagled-eared listeners (is that a thing? It is now!) will recognise the opening track, “Mirror’s Paradise”, from Bam Margera’s infamous CKY videos. The magic in this album though, has gotta be the production job. If this thing was mixed in any other way, it would probably fail catastrophically. The keyboards and electronic sounds really are the driving force here, and if they got buried under the metal and the screechy vocals, the whole thing would fall on it’s arse, like when Martin Foul left Cradle Of Filth; it took you a few tracks to realise that something was missing, and when you finally figured it out, everything sounded empty and boring. I genuinely believe that there isn’t a bad song on this album. I can’t exactly do repeat listens, because the whole goth thing grates on me after a bit, but every now and then I come back to this album and love every second of it, before compartmentalising it again for another random period of time. My favourite tracks are the well-known opener, “Mirror’s Paradise”, the brooding “Mannequin”, the pacy “Human Abstract” (which a really crummy band is named after) and the highlarious cover of Babylon Zoo’s “Spaceman”. Dust off the cyberlocks and glowsticks, it’s time to dance and then take too much heroin and vomit on your Ministry t-shirt. Yay goths!

Scatman John – Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) (1994)

Scatman John – Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) (1994)

SKI BA BOP BA DOP DA FUCKIN’ BOP NIKKA A bit of a jokey post for you, considering it’s April Fools and all. Despite the ridiculousness of the content, this is a genuinely canon Lines In Wax post and has been added to the Collection page and everything. Ho ho! I got this alllll the way back on January the 2nd when I was helping my buddy Phil out at his job recycling textiles, and I saw it sitting on the shelf in a charity shop for 50p. For the sheer lulz that followed in the van for the next 5 minutes or so it was worth the money, especially since I wouldn’t tell him what I’d bought; I guess he thought it’d be really heavy or something. Ha! I remember back in the day when this was on every radio station and in rotation at every school disco the length and breadth of the UK. I don’t particularly like the song, I’ll be honest, but there’s something about that cheap 90s dance vibe that really takes me back, y’know? Next thing I’ll have the 12″ of Cotton Eye Joe or something. Shit. That’ll do. Fuck this. I’ll see y’all tomorrow!