50 Cent – Before I Self Destruct (2009)

January 5, 2017
50 Cent – Before I Self Destruct (2009)

Before I Self Destruct starts off promising as hell before falling off in the second half, gradually getting worse and worse until it closes with one of the worst songs ever written; “Could’ve Been You” parades out R Kelly like a secret ace card, but when the dickhead is literally crooning about smelling his own shit (no joke) in the chorus, all credibility goes out the fucking window. Shame he couldn’t smell the shit coming outta his mouth when he recorded this fucking farce of a track.

Anyway, I’ve jumped right to the end, so let’s back up a bit. We have a few stand out tracks, especially towards the beginning of the album. There’s also a half decent collab with Eminem on “Psycho” (wow look, Em is singing about being a mentalist, how original!) but other than that, this thing is as shit and pointless as the movie 50 Cent made with the same name. Kudos to the record title though, as this thing definitely makes me want to force dynamite down my throat and light the fuse.

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