Revenant Marquis – Polterngeyst (2019)

Well then. This is dank as fuck. I’ve heard some miserable excuses for music over the years, and the whole world of depressive black metal prides itself on being able to make the most horrendous sounding albums with wanton disregard for production and audible clarity.

Not that black metal is the genre inside which I die on a hill regarding sound quality, but this is so unforgivably bad that it gets to a point where its like, why am I even listening to this? For all I know, this could be the best black metal record ever made. I can’t hear a fucking thing.