Tetrahydrocannibal – Putrescent Whiffs From The Thrice-Used Dildo Bong (2014)

I recorded this beast over a year ago and I still haven’t written to ya’ll about it because I’m a festering bloody idiot. Hot off the heels (lol) of my first EP on Grindcore Karaoke, I decided to make hay when the sun was shining and go straight into recording a Tetrahydrocannibal full length whilst the gimmick was still fresh. Weed-themed grindcore is nothing new, even in the minuscule gorenoise department (I’m thinking Boggy Bong, A Man So High Floating In Outer Space, etc. etc. – there’s probably more) but I’ve not come across a project yet that uses genuine bong inhales as vocals. Hence, there was a gape in thon market and THC was born.

There’s another band called THC but it’s spelt Tetra Hydro Cannibal so it doesn’t count. Plus, it’s not as br00tal as my shit, so… Haha! I’m just kidding! But, this is messy gorenoise so who really gives a shit. Out of all the shit noise I have recorded this album has by far been the most successful. It’s hosted online at various locations, is rife on the pirate music scenes (top fucking lol, it’s a free album you dicks!) and has been downloaded thousands of times thanks to Neil at Legs Akimbo Records who not only hosted this on his website but also spread it like bad porn across the BitTorrent underworld.

As always there are those of you who like to get physical (that’s what she said) so I pressed up some CDr copies as well, but these are limited to 100 pieces only, and there’s about half left a year or so later. If by some crazy chance you actually want one, or want to trade for one, drop me an email.